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J.M.'s Journal  You will live in House. You will drive a green toyota tacoma. You will marry julia roberts and have 0 kids. You will be a engineer in germany. Current mood:  awake.
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test  What month should you have been born in? this quiz was made by Erin </center> blah  Which dog breed are you? this quiz was made by Erin oh yea  Which Stupid Stereotype Are You? this quiz was made by Erin damn right  Which Plant Are You? this quiz was made by Erin fucktishious  Are you a conspiracy theorist? this quiz was made by Erin um ok Current mood:  jubilant.
Thought all you intellectuals might enjoy these. > > 1. Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The > stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per > passenger." > > 2. NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental > > purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world. > > 3. 2 boll weevils grew up in S Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and > > became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to > much--and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. > > 4. 2 Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank > > the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it > too. > > 5. A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar > and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." > > 6. Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused > > to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication. > > 7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the > lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess > tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, > and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an > > open foyer. > > 8. A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. > One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to > > a Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth > > mother a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her > husband she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, > "They're twins for Pete sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!" > > 9. A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry > payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their > business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was > > suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he > asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. > The Friars refused. > The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again they > refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest > thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed > their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close, > he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and > hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent > florist friars. > > 10. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which > created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. > He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he > > suffered from very bad breath. This made him ....what? (This is so bad > > it's good...)--a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. > > 11. And finally, ...there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in > > hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no > pun in ten did!!! Current mood:  optimistic.
 You came from a noon sky! You're full of power, brightness, good ideas and strength. You are at your best during the peak of the day, just in time to pull through. Yay for you! What Kind of Sky Did You Come From? brought to you by Quizilla perfect, thats right when i get up  Switzerland - A neutral power for as long as most can remember, it has avoided war for several centuries. However, it is still considered highly advanced and a global power. Positives: Judicial. Neutrality. World-Renouned. Powerful without Force. Makes Excellent Watches, Etc. Negatives: Target of Ridicule. Constant Struggle to Avoid Conflict. Target of Criminal Bank Accounts. Which Country of the World are You? brought to you by Quizilla um ok.  How evil are you? fuck bitchin My Dave Matthews album is...
thats cool Current mood:  devious.
 wow a weezer song i actually havnt heard of. Current mood:  aggravated.
 I’m Red, dumbass. Which That 70s Show Character Are You? by ClicksandBuzzes i'm red, thats fuckin awsome Current mood:  chipper.
Its late and i'm bored. Me n my sis went to mobile tonight to get a new kyboard and to drop by her college. Oh, if you wanna c somethin funny go to www.fivestarrunner.com, its fuckin hillarious. I hope my springbreak is eventful. Dont get me wrong, i love sleeping, but i gotta get out a little and do something. I know me n Mandy will get together a couple of times this week. Unfortunatly she didnt get an invitation to go do somethin that would be fun for her, but oh well its all good. Me n her will go and have our own fun. hers somethin for her M-- magnificent A-- amazing N-- natural beauty D-- dazzling Y-- you are an awsome girlfriend Hope this cheers you up (dont worry be happy:) Current mood:  content.
i must be high considering i'm actually writing something. Well i hope this satifies u olivia, so leave me alone about writing something. Current mood:  high.
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